People's Comments about LadyHawke, Part I

People's Comments about Me,
Sparks & Barks, Part I

Dear LadyHawke.....what a panic, I'm sitting here with a stupid grin on my face and can't stop laughing. I don't know how in the world I'm ever going to get to sleep now. I always love your little "tidbits" but this on takes the cake.... A day without a LadyHawke's tidbit is a like a day without a smile. Thanks.... Phil (APT)
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LadyHawke,
I just have to take a moment here and wish you all the BEST in 97... I can't tell you what a sweet little pleasure it's been to open my mail over the last couple of months to find sweeties in there from you... I copy them and circulate them to my kids (8 kids! - ^v^), other email friends, and my husband takes them to work with him. You can just imagine the number of lives you're touching with your happy and silly little stories... What a wonderful thing to do! If everyone took a little more time, as you do, to lighten things in a sometimes dreary world, what a cheery place this could be! It's a lovely thing you're doing for your fellow human beings, sweetheart... you must be an angel. Happy New Year to you and yours from me and my entire family! Love, Cindi "Bug" Murrian.
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Cindy, letters like yours are the reason why I do it in a first place. You've made my day, and I thank you. I don't know about being an angel, though... sometimes, I am quite devilish. - ^v^

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Dear LadyHawke,
I wanted to take a minute to Wish you a Happy 1997 New Year.. I don't know you.. and I don't know how I got on your mailing list.. But, I'm glad I did.. Thank you so much for the laughs that you give to me. I really appreciate it.. and enjoy them.. Sassy1
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I just wanna say keep up the good work. The delivery is great. It leaves full interpretation to the person rather than openly stating where kids can read it all.. Richard C

--- That's the idea, Richard! - ^v^

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Dear Irene,
Thank you for bringing some much needed laughs into what was a very very stressful year...I won't bore you with the details. I am very thankful for you attempts to brighten up mine as well as others day with your humor. It is definitely greatly appreciated and my wish for you is that you have a wonderful year filled with love, happiness, prosperity and of course humor. Thanks again, A Classyldy
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Hello, Irene! I truly enjoy your jokes . I print them out, and take them to work... it's like an extra cup of coffee reading your jokes, especially on a Monday morning!!! Keep us laughing... Always, Elaine
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Thanks for doing what you do... What a service you provide!! I save these, plan to compile (yeah, yeah, the road to hell, and all that) some day. I even had one friend whose computer crashed who emailed me after he was up and running to ask me to send your humor stuff out to him again. Guess we all really need it, eh? Thanks again for keeping us smiling (and even giggling occasionally). Karen
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PRODIG : DLEM91D - Lawrence Dudley
Cut out the joke introductions. Your weird sense of humor SUCKS!!!! out loud. The joke introductions are tedious, boring, overly coy and cloying, and quite simply too impossibly verbose. Compare them to three hours of post-coital yakking by a female sex partner. Do women not understand the importance of rhythm and timing in the flow of natural spontaneous humor? The jokes themselves are peculiarly constricted in real humor. Geez Louise!!

--- My, Oh My! What drama!! What passion!! Sorry, Lawrence , but your opinion is in a minority in here. ^v^

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Subject: Waiting to sign on....
Well, c'moon Lady, sign on sugar, love your jokes! LETOUNO
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Love being on your list....more bettah than most lists I'm on! David
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LOL how do you come up with all this stuff?? :> and geez is your address book big enough?? You are a nut and i love the jokes.....keep em comin"!!!............thanks bbrethless
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January, 20th. Hi, Irene, A Happy Birthday wish!!!!
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This is a special cake..... no calories!!! Bea

--- Bea, would you believe that I've devoured this delicious cake of yours in one sitting? Thank you! ^v^

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From: NWHZ92C@prodigy.com (MR SONG P CHANG)
Subject: The OJ Trial as told by Dr. Seuss
Please take me off of your stupid mailing list. This is worse than receiving junk mail in the snail mail format, because it gets here so fast.
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--- Gosh! You sure spent no time shooting off that letter! lol... Ever considered taking on boxing?? ^v^

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Dear LadyHawke: Thanks for brigtening my day, every day. It's great to start off the day with a touch of humor. Again. Thank you. Sally (Deliteful Me)
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Oh Irene
what a scream
I cannot seem
to leave this scene

Thy wit is far beyond compare
I cannot
will not
leave, I swear

For yer missives are too funny
to miss even tho
you charge no money

I will not
cannot
stop my self
from reading yer jokes
and need some help
to stop this habit
of waitin to see
what fun new things
you have for me........

luv ya, Sena

--- Here's your poem, Lady Sena. Consider yourself published, my friend. :) ^v^

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You are a super lady and I look forward to your mail.....may your new year be super great and may the ^Å^ Angels ^Å^ watch over you and yours in the new year......you bring much joy to many on line..I hope in 1997 I may get a chance to meet you in person...Much love to you from me... UforMe
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I wasn't going to "subscribe" to your mailing list until I saw your prices!!!!! And "get it from the source"...nice sexual innuendo.. I like your style...thanks for adding me to your list!!!! later....Kisses, Bobby xoxoxo
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Thanks again for sending me the jokes. I really need the chuckles everyday.. I was the one who has been very ill and so the smiles are worth a thousand words of thank you. Peace within you, Sandia
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From: detritus@ix.netcom.com (Lord Valve)
Subject: Re: It hurts to be a man?
I'm man enough not to need any ballcutter spam in my mailbox. Take me off your list, and go f**k yourself. (Obviously, no self respecting male will do it for you.) Lord Valve/Dr Detritus

--- Sorry to disapoint you, but I a quite married. Also, with that kind of language you dare to call yourself a "Lord"?!? HA! ^V^

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Lady, I feel like I know ya after gettin all the emails from ya. So I guess i'm ur friend so i'm respondin. Thanks for al the humor! BigCowboy
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As an artist in both traditional and digital media, i often find myself working on a canvas and searching in vain for the undo command..... (also when driving, speaking, etc.....) INYOUWEN
---Me, too, sister! So many a good comment go unwritten in my tidbits because I've already pressed the 'send' button...... - ^v^
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Miss Lady Hawke, Joke was received. High volume of giggling started soon after. Matt
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LadyHawke! I gotta tell ya... I laughed right out loud!!! Pretty cute. Your jokes are such day brighteners for me. Sometimes it is just a smile, maybe a groan....but more often a real chuckle. ...Keep up the good work... what a valuable service!! Karen
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This was wonderful.... i am gonna name one of my children after you for this one.... hmmmm.... maybeIi should wait for a new child.... Raphael might become disturbed if i tell him his name is now Irene... thanks.. Randy
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From: Lizard549@aol.com
Subject: Re: Candybar story...
STOP SENDING ME THIS SH*T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

--- A simple 'unsubscribe' would do. Hasn't your Mother taught you any manners? Zip up your pants, buster. Sincerely, ^v^

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In response to your request for your friends to sign-on if the note is recieved... I am responding! I appreciate your mirth and humor and would really really really really really like to remain on your mailing list... I love you; The check is in the mail; Ad nauseum; Etcetera; Mas O menos; Machs Nichs; So be it... PLB
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just a quick note to thank you for all the grins, laughs, chortles, etc - Heureuse2
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Spank you for all the jokes you send. I print out at least half of what you send! It's always good to laugh.A lot of them I've heard before,but forgot.Anyway,Happy Valentines Day,sweetheart.... Love,Stranger
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The jokes get better and better hhahahaha You are unreal!!!!!! I go to sleep laughing every night when I finish reading my mail. God bless you for the cheer you give us all! Throwing away my Prozac... - Ms Mona
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LadyHawke:

For what you sent I am impressed,
For laughter is a noble quest
Though e-mail I did not request
(Its usual source an evil pest
with schemes in which I must invest)
My gratitude is now expressed;
And admiration here confessed
For fond am I of clever jest
And yours are of the cleverest
And now I'm sure you may have guessed
The English language isn't blessed
With infinite words that end in "est"
I'll end this here; I think that's best. -- NipTrippy
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CMTZ98A@prodigy.com (MR BILLY G DARNELL)
Can you do me a favor and stop sending me this crap! I dont need it... and if I wanted to read poetry I'd go to a bookstore. Thank you
--- My, oh My! What a difference from a previous subscriber who responded with a poem! ^v^
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LadyHawke, you give so many of us a good laugh and help make our days brighter and yet so many on us know nothing about you such as who, what, why! Have you very considered telling us a little about you? But ONLY what you would like us to know, of course. I'm sure there are others like me that are having a battle with our curiosity. -- Obie11
--- Well, here's my Web page. This is more info about me than you'd like to know...^v^
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People's Comments about Me, Sparks & Barks, Part I

People's Comments about Me,
Sparks & Barks, Part I